{"id":11616,"date":"2016-01-20T18:20:32","date_gmt":"2016-01-20T18:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/?p=11616"},"modified":"2023-06-27T11:13:12","modified_gmt":"2023-06-27T10:13:12","slug":"11616","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/?p=11616","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/text-mode.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/kelly-rowland-excel.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"745\" src=\"https:\/\/text-mode.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/kelly-rowland-excel.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20382\" srcset=\"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/kelly-rowland-excel.jpg 750w, http:\/\/text-mode.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/kelly-rowland-excel-200x200.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1RA3BkR\">wild-guy<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ikrd\/nelly-kelly-rowland-excel\">Kelly Rowland texting Nelly<\/a> via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn\u2019t text back.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wild-guy: Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn\u2019t text back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[439],"tags":[1411,695,459],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11616"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11616"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20384,"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11616\/revisions\/20384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/text-mode.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}